Friday 29 March 2013

"4,000 THANKYOOOZ TO AALL WOR REEEDERS FROM THE FOWER CORNERS OF THE GLOBE!" ("AND BEYOND!")

Posted '2:40pm bells' Friday 29th March 2013

'The Geordie Times' haz just reached new heights of excellence!

For just FOWER minutes ago we received wor FOWER THOOSANDTH PAGEVIEW this month so far, which iz a NEW world record for us!--and we thank each and everyone of yoo on the planet Orth (and beyond!) for supportin' this NUFC mad-sad groundhoppin' website!
The previous best waz in January this year with 3,884 hits.

The top ten countries are az follows:

UK 29,941 (England,Scotland,N. Ireland& Wales)
USA 9,471
Ukraine 2,185
Jawmany 1,188
The Guinness Republic 943
Rushaa 808
"mee old"-China 699
Greece 682
Spain 627
France 430

That meeenz that a staggerin' total of 27,631 pageviews are from owerseas!

A total of 134 countries and territories (plus Mars!) have now viewed this site with the latest bein' Afganistan and Sudan!

Of course! othaa NUFC websites are more popular like nufc.com and the club's official site who both get tens of thoosands of hits per DAY!

But remember wot they say aboot little acorns!---they're NOT very big ---are they!?

And remember wor motto az well!:
"We'll bring yoo, wor loyal reeeders the latest NUFC news, second hand, forst!"

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"---
"WHEY AYE MAAN!"


1 comment:

  1. Loving the bridges on the back of the van any chance of getting the file so we can print on to a t-shirt and flag? thanks Jane

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