|'THE P*SS POTTS RESORVES' v 'THE TOON RESORVES'|
We've just had word from wor 'secret' NUFC club insider that wor resorve game against 'The Pulis P*ss Potts resorves of Stoke' on April Fools Day will now DEFINATLEEE kick off @ 'TWO BELLS' in the afternoon @ The Weaver Stadium, Nantwich and NOT 'seven bells' that neet, az haz been stated!<(wethaa permittin' of course!)
We have ne idea wetha Nantwich will play Witton on the same day az advertised on their website!
REMEMBER!---yoo read this 'excluuusive' news forst, in 'The Geordie Times' and ne where else!
PS: We NEVA got a reply to wor 'e-mail' we sent to Nantwich!
(see related story below!)