Posted '4:17pm bells' Sunday 20th September 2020
Updated Munday from '10:35am bells'
"HORROR SHOW AT SJP!"----"NORMAL SORVICE RESUMED!"
Just ONE line 'max' on wor attakin' performance!
NEE shots on target = 'NEE goals'!
Wot can we say aboot thiz abysmal performance?
Not much reeely, az Brightin were streets aheed of us in tactics and knowhow!
It took them just 3 minutes to open the scorin, when Saint-Maximin needlessly fouled Lamptey in the box to give an orly spot kick at The Gallowgate End!
Maupay made nee misstayk az he hammered the baall into the centre of the goal with Darlow in The Toon goal gannin the wrang way and unable to stop it!
It woz soon 2-0 to wor visitors from the sooth coast, when Maupay scored hiz second goal after just SEVEN minutes on the clock, when he clipped the baall into the far corner of the net!
A lang VAR check said he WASN'T offside and so the goal stood!
The mood in Rosies Bar near to SJP woz one of dispair, az despite aall 4 new players on show, it woz 'Normal sorvice resumed' from last season!
With nee shots on target az we attacked The Leazes End, it woz on the cards that the 3 points would be heedin sooth!
By half time we still hadn't had a clear shot on goal--truely shockin'!
The second period woz nee better az *'Nee Where Near' Brightin went for the jugular, hittin the woodwork twice before put the final nail in wor coffin in the 83rd minute, when Connolly beat Lascelles to the baall to hit hiz shot into the corner of the goal!
The anly notable effort we had on goal iz when Wilson heeded wide from an unmarked position inside the penalty area----and that woz it!
Just when it looked that we would avoid a relegation battle with wor fine 2-0 win at West Ham last week, then we are brought back doon to orth, with the reality, that we ARE!
*PS: We say 'Nee Where Near Brightin', az their groond iz miles away in the countryside!
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