CARDBOARD CUT-OOT FANS!---HAZ IT REEELY COME TO THIS!?

Posted '4:55pm bells' Saturday 11th April 2020

A SIGN OF THE TIMES----CARDBOARD CUT-OOT BORUSSIA FANS!

"YOUR NOT SINGIN' ANYMORE!"

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that UEFA have hired a world renouned Belgian virologist for advice on the coronavirus crisis and he's urged them to abandon this season IMMEDIATELY!
(For yoo iģnoramisus's, Virologist = Expert in viruses!)

Scottish futbaall iz in 'limbo' after the SPFL vote on Friday, with Dundee havin the decisive say on whether the season will end orly in the 4 divisions includin' the Scottish Premya Leegue! (They haven't voted yet?) 
Steps 3 to 7 in the Inglish non leegue have aalready been abandoned---so how lang before the rest of futbaall follows suit? 

But any slim hope of the season continuin' at a later date throughout Europe, could be snuffed oot entirely if European Futbaall's governin body listen to the advice of Marc Van Ranst---a leadin authority on the subject!

He said: "Playing football in the next few months is NOT an option at all!  Even talk of playing games behind closed doors, that cannot be allowed!". (ie: Players are the same az the rest of us and could transmit the disease between each othaa!) 
He added: "I'm afraid mass events like football and music festivals will be the very last thing to be allowed again!"

Unbelievably, in Jawmany, Borrusia Munchingladbach fans have made cardboard cut-oots of fans to place in seats in their stadium, should games there be allowed to be played BCD! (Yi couldnt make it up!)

And so there we have it----- nearly 1,000 poor souls have died in the last 24 hours in the UK alone (again!) and we haven't even reached the 'peak' yet!
Meeenwhile!--most players are arguin against pay cuts in aall leegues, which, if not resolved, could close some clubs doon!

It's crazy, when so many people are losin' their lives, which includes 19 brave health worker in the NHS 'aall told', that most players on huge salaries refuse to take a pay cut on the advice of 'The Players Union'!
So expect MANY clubs 'gannin to the waall' in the next few months because of lack of revenue through the gates and the selfish players union!----led by that dinosaur, Graham Taylor!---"Er!-SORRY!" That shud be GORDON Taylor! 😳 (Graham Taylor iz dead!)

"Peoples lives are more important than futbaall matches anyway!"