Thursday, 16 April 2020

"IZ THIS THE BEGINNIN' OF THE END FOR 'THE FAT CONTROLLER'?"

Posted '2:00pm bells' Thorsday 16th April 2020
🙏 THE END GAME! 🙏

*The NUFC takeower iz now in the hands of The Premyaa Leegue's 'fit and propaa persons test' panel!
Surely this will be a formality, az we hear that Crown Prince Bin Salman iz worth a staggering £315 BILLION quid! (Just behind me in the wealth stakes!) (If only!😳)

Just like the (eventual) end of the 'bat out of hell' coronavirus lockdoon, it could take a while for it to happen, but we hear that the takeower iz 'imminent'!🙏

But we CAN wait a little bit langer, as it's been 13 years of 'The Fat Controller from hell' 'virus', that we have had to put up with! 

ie: The most ridiculous managerial appointment in history! ('Joke' Kinnear!)(TWICE!)---10 managers/'yes men' in total!---Total contempt towards the fanbase!---'Deathly silence' from the boardroom! (have yoo EVER hord wor MD 'Penfold' speak!?)---The most boring futbaall imaginable! ("ZZZzzz!!!"😴)---2 relegation heartbreaks!---and numerous othaa relegation battles!--includin this season of course!

Multi millionaire Amanda Staveley iz brokering the takeower bid-- and az a backup we have the billionaire Reuben bruvvaz in the fray as well! (Prince Bin Salam group 80%--Amanda 10%--The Reuben bruvvaz 10%)

Just like the lockdown, which iz to be extended for the next 3 weeks, as we speak, there IZ light at the end of this very dark tunnel!

Accordin to the government we have reached the peak in the number of people infected by the virus.
It's just a waitin game in both 'virus' cases! 🙏 🙏




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