Sunday, 31 March 2019

THE ARSE V THE TOON *** APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Posted '9:32am bells' Sunday 31st March 2019

"WHO'LL BE THE APRIL FOOLS?"

For the 15th successive time we play away on a Munday neet and this iz wor 3rd time this season, followin' games at Bornley and Wolves!

We travel doon at dinnaatime tomorrow and will arrive at King's Cross in good time for some 'liquid lubrications' after dumpin' wor owerneet bags in the hotel not far away from the station!

We've anly won here once in 13 visits since 'The Arse' moved to 'The Emirates' in 2006, when Andy Carroll got the winner 9 years ago in a 1-0 win----since then we have lost 6 times in a row and not tooo many people give us any chance of breakin that sequence tomorrow!

Results yesterday meen that we slip to 14th place in the table and we can anly hope that Chelski win at Cardiff this afternoon to keep the gap at 7 points between us and them!
'uddersfeeeld are relegated, soon to be followed by Fulim and hopefully Cardiff! 

Lets hope that we arnt 'The April Fools' come '10:00 bells' tomorrow neet!
A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here sometime on Tuesday morning on the train back from London!

Meeenwhile, tomorrow, we will publish a 'classic' archive 'April Fools Day' match report from 1972, when we played Sheffeeeld United at Bramall Lane!
"APRIL FOOL!---THE JUDGE IS A GEORDIE!" 


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