Sunday 10 March 2019

THE TOON 3 THE TOFFEE NOSES 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2018-2019

Posted '10:29am bells' Sunday 10th March 2019
PEREZ (on the right) HITS THE WINNER PAST A DISPAIRIN PICKFORD!
*(GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE 'BLURRED' PICTURE!)

"WOW!"---JUSTICE IZ DONE!"

The main talkin' point of the game iz that 'Pickford the mackem' in the Everton goal should have been sent off after a rugby tackle in the box on Rondon after spillin an easy baall!---a clear sendin' off!
The ref Lee Mason gave the penalty but amazingly didn't send Pickford off---or even book him! (Even TV detective 'Perry' Mason would have sent him off!)

2 VIEWS OF THE RUGBY TACKLE ON RONDON!

Wor visitors were 1-0 up at the time through a Calvert-Lewin heeder at The Gallowgate End and Matt Richie stepped up to take the penalty but hit the baall low doon the middle and the 'SMB lover' saved it with hiz legs!---JUSTICE had NOT been done!

The Toffee Noses then went up the field and scored a second goal, when Richarlison hit hiz effort past Dubravka in the Toon goal and the game looked lost!
News that Cardiff were winnin 2-0 in the 2nd half filtered through to the crowd which would meen that they would anly be 3 points behind us in the last relegation place!

A corner to NUFC at the end of the 1st half woz somehow torned into a goal kick, which completely baffled and angered the crowd and ref Mason came off to loud booos at the interval!

And then the comeback!---a neet one-two between Perez and Rondon in the box gave Rondon a free hit, and he put the baall beyond Pickford to reduce the deficit!

The crowd were reeeely up for it and the equaliser followed soon after when 'butter fingers' Pickford spilled the baall after a great shot by Almeron and Perez woz on hand to hit the baall into the net to send the crowd crazy! (apart from the 3,000 Toffee Noses in The Leazes End 'gods' that iz!)

We were reeely gannin for it now and the winner came near the end when  a lob by Hayden into the box eventually foond Perez and he blasted a left footer past the dispairin Pickford to lift the roof off the stadium!
5 Toon players were offside but the officials missed it and the goal stood!---JUSTICE HAD BEEN DONE!

5 nail bitin minutes of stoppage time followed before 'Perry' Mason blew for time az the players took the plaudits on the pitch az the mackem man we love to hate heeded dejectedly doon the players tunnel----one hour later than he should have done!

A crucial 3 points and wor FIFTH home win on the spin lifted us to 13th in the table and just 3 points behind wor opponents in the table!
Brightin, Cardiff and Sooothampton aall won az well to keep us 6 points above the drop zone!
Its still aall to de, but the games are now startin to run oot (8 left) 

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Schar, Lascelles (Dummett 46), Lejeune, Ritchie (Kenedy 73), Perez, Hayden, Ki (Shelvey 79) , Almiron


Attendance: 52,242 (3,000 p*ssed of Toffee Noses!)
JUSTICE FOR 'BUTTER FINGERS'!

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FOR THE 5th HOME GAME IN A ROW HAPPY FANS LEAVE SJP!


EVEN 1960's TV DETECTIVE PERRY MASON 
WOULD HAVE SENT PICKFORD OFF!

ANOTHER VIEW OF
PICKFORD'S RUGBY TACKLE!😨




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