THE TOON U23s 2 THE SMBs U23s 0 *** FA PREMYAA LEEGUE 2

 Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 7th December 2021

"ARE YOO sUND'LIND IN DISGUISE!?"

After a few 'liquid lubrications in the nearby 'Black Bull and 'Ship' with a lad caalled Davy, it woz time to heed for the groond where an ower zelious steward asked me if I woz a Toon fan!

Az I woz wearin a black n white Toon wooly hat and scarf, with the club crest on, (plus badges) aa said "Wot do yoo 'fink?" az aa pointed to the badge on mee hat!---He gave me a dodgy look before lettin me pass! (The SMBs were segregated behind one goal and he thought I might be one of them????) ('Fink' he needs to gan to 'Specsavers'!)

This woz because wor second string were takin on the mackems equivalent last neet at 'Blue Flames, Benton and we came oot 2-0 winners, thanx to Dylan Stephenson who scored 2 excellent goals---one in each half!

The SMBs had Almond sent off in the 17th minute after a bad tackle on Charlie Wiggett, but thankfully he woz OK and continued after some treatment!

5 mins after the sendin off Dylan Stephenson opened the scorin' when he dribbled roond 2 mackem defenders to cooly fire home to send the home faithful into delerium! (whey!--light applause, anyway!)

Then in the 2nd half with just 5 mins left on the clock, a shot by Lucas De Bolle woz parried oot by the SMBs keeper and Stephenson woz on hand to fire home and seal the points!

"WHO WE GOT IN THE CUP---LIKE!?"

Durin the forst half the draw woz made for the FA Cup 3rd roond and some fans watched intently on their mobile 'telling bones' to find oot that we had drawn Leegue One CAMBRIDGE UNITED at SJP! (That'll dee nicely!)

Attendance: 475 includin' 23 SMBs behind one of the goals!

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