Posted from '2:00pm bells' onwards, Thorzday 30th December 2021
Sooothampton manager Ralf Hasbeenhassle (or whatever he's caalled?) haz stuck hiz 'oar in' and suggested that NUFC are tryin to get wor game against them on Sunday postponed with fake Covid casualties and injuries!
We nevaa hord Mr. Hasbeenhassle complain when Moan U, Liverpoool or Bornley had games caalled off because of Covid----so why pick on us? az the Evaatin game tooneet iz the FORST game we have asked to be caalled off! (Bornley have had FOWER(4) caalled off so far!)
We shud be in Liverpoool az we speak, dumpin wor bags in wor hotel and heedin for boozers near Goodison Park---but instead we are sittin in wor hooses (and own boozers!) wonderin if Sunday's game will 'gan the distance' az well?
We need to naa by tomorrow at the latest az we are due to travel to Sooothampton on New Years Day (Saturday)
The last thing we want iz to get aall the way to the south coast to find the game iz OFF!
Az usual there's no thought at aall for the 3,300 Toon fans, who are due to travel the 330 miles and will be the last to find oot!
PS: 'Hasbeen' coz he's the anly manager to lose 2 Premyaa Leegue games 9-0!
'Hassle' coz that's wot this cry baby 😢 iz givin' us!
Updated '9:09pm bells'
The Premyaa Leegue can hardly say 'YES' to Nohrich and 'NO' to NUFC----can they????(or 'can they'???)