🎄Posted '3:00pm bells' Christmas Day 2021🎄
"As an avid member of 'The Toon Army', October 7th 2021 was a very special day for all fans of Newcastle United Football Club!"
"For this was the day we finally got rid of 'The Fat Controller' and his minions, when the PIF took control of our great club after a tortuous 18 months of negotiations!"
"It's been an 'anus horriblus' season so far, no thanks to TFC, but there are brighter times ahead for certain, under our new very rich owners!"
"Us Royal Families must stick together and we will of course give them our full support in these difficult times!"
"I wish you all a very merry Christmas and hopefully a very happy new year, from all the Royal Family at Buckingham Palace!"
"HOWAY THE LADS!"