Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Sunday 3rd October 2021
"WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN(S)!"💩
(In more ways than one!)
The Geordie Times said in wor match preview that Wolves hadn't scored a home goal so far this season! And predicted that they would against wor leaky defence!---And that's exactly wot happened at Molineux yesterday!
We were truly shockin in this 2-1 defeat az the rain lashed doon, with the anly highlight being sub Hendrick's 30 yard piledriver to level the scores at 1-1 in the forst half!
However, wor goalie Karl Darlow failed to stop a shot to hiz nearside post in the forst half and a farside post shot in the second, so we ended up pointless and 2nd bottom of the table, having failed to win ANY of wor games so far this season!
Put it simply, we will surly gan doon if we keep 'Broken Nose Bruce' az heed coach!
The anly shot we had on goal woz Hendrick's strike and a Saint- Maximin effort in the 2nd half, which woz blocked by their keeper!
After the match Brucey said that he couldn't remember goalie Darlow havin saved a shot in the entire game!
That woz because he couldn't get anywhere near the 2 Wolves goals, Steve!
Wolves wornt very good eethaa, so wot does that say aboot WOR predicament???
Attendance:30,000 (3,000 p*ssed off Toon fans!)
Much more to follow on aall this, later!
We went to Stafford for the pre match gargels (coz bars in Wolverhampton bar 'away fans'!) and Manchester afterwards! (To drown wor sorrows!)
AND WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN!
BIG AL (NOT! the sheet metal workers son!) WOZ SHIT ON BY A PIGEON IN MANCHESTER TO ROUND OFF THE DAY!