Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Friday 15th October 2021
Steve Bruce takes hiz predicted final press conference in one and a half hours time and 'The Geordie Times', alang with aall Toon fans will be watchin' intently from '1:30 bells' onwards (now '2:15 bells') to see wot he haz to say aboot hiz situation at NUFC!
Rumour haz it that he haz been offered 70% of hiz contract 'to walk', but he reportadly iz hangin' on for the full £8 million he iz entitled tee!
A ridiculous amoont for a man, who at best iz a 'run of the mill' Championship manager! 7 wins in wor last 37 games and NEE wins in 8 attempts so far this season, sez it aall!
96 games in charge of NUFC: Won 28, drawn 28, lost 40 Win percentage 29.2% given him a points rate of 1.166 per game (999 games in total with hiz numerous clubs and NEE major trophys!)
Just why 'The Fat Controller' gave him such a lucrative rollin contract to a less than average manager, iz shear stupidity and very hard to fathom?
The PIF could aalways put him on 'gardenin leave' to see oot hiz contract, which would cost them (and him) much less money!
By 'gardenin leave' we mean tendin' to a cabbage patch on an allotment, somewhere!
WE will bring yoo news of this az soon az the presser iz ower!
So "Watch this space!" in 3 hours time to find oot wot he haz said!
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