BRUCEY SACKED!!!--- 2 DOON--- 1 TO GAN! (PENFOLD!)

 Posted 10:45am bells' Wedinzday 20th October 2021

Joyous news reaches The Geordie Times at '10:31 bells' precisely that Brucey haz been sacked after 1 game and just under 2 weeks of the PIF ownership!

Coach Graeme Jones will take temporary charge until a new manager iz appointed!

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We never wanted him to fail, we just wanted a team that tried and entertained. This never happened! He woz The Fat Controller's puppet on a string, simple az!  £8 MILLION payoff az well! (Nice work, if yoo can get it!)

WITH A WIN RATE OF JUST 27%  WITH NUFC AND NEE WINS AND 19 GOALS CONCEDED IN 9 GAMES THIS SEASON, HE IZ INDEED USELESS!

PS: It woz Villa fans who forst coined the phrase 'cabbage head', when they threw a cabbage at him durin one game!