Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 19th May 2021
A SIGN OF NORMALITY IN STRAWBERRY PLACE!10,000 Toon fans will descend on St. James' Park for the forst time in 15 months when NUFC play wor last home game of the season against aalready relegated Sheff U!
It's been a very lang time indeed since we last set foot inside 'The Cathedral on the Hill', 445 days to be exact!---and with ower 40,000 empty seats it will be a very strange feeling indeed! (It will aalso be a very strange feeling to be INSIDE a PUB!)
Hopefully we can win against the leegue's bottom side and move up a couple of places in the table!?
Brucey haz been talkin up the opposition again!: "If we don't show them huge respect it will be difficult for us, as they are a decent side!" (Steve! They are bottom on the leegue and were relegated ages ago!--A decent side????) (20th top!)
Luckily for me aa managed to get mee hands on a precious 🎫 ticket in the ballot and aa will dee mee best to shout for the missin 40,000!
And YES, aa will be cheering the team on, az opposed to slaggin Brucey off in the dugoot, even though aa never wanted him in forst place and hope he iz gone by the end of the summer, with new very rich owners in place by then! (At the end if the day, he won't resign or he will lose hiz £4 million pay off, so The Fat Controller will stick by him, until we are sold!)
Wishful finkin? But we MUST have sommik to cling onto after this truly aaful season, watchin on from the hoose and the pub etc, on a big screen, mobile 'telling bone' or 💻laptop!
Roll on next season when we can actually gan to AALL the games! 🙏
PS: A special mention for 'Dave from York'!--This will be Dave's 72nd consecutive season that he haz seen NUFC play at SJP, gannin way back to the 1949-1950 season! 👏
A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime tomorrow! Az per usual, watch ⌚ this space!
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