Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Saturday 8th May 2021
"EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY!"
Wot can we say? We fully expected a 4 goal thrashin and NOT a 4 goal victory! This woz NUFCs best performance by miles this season az we pulverised the Champions Leegue contenders to gan up to 'nose bleed' height in the table!
How it unfolded:
Aa couldn't find a boozer in The Toon to watch it, so aa heeded yem to watch on mee laptop, with some broon ale and mee mascot Toon bear for company!
Playin in wor aall yellow away kit we started off on the front foot and 'hunted' the Foxes from the word go!
22nd minute: Joe Willock opens the scorin with a nice finish
0-1 to The Toon!
34th minute: Paul Dummett leaps above the Lestaa defence to power in a great heeder from a Matt Ritchie corner
0-2 to The Toon!!
64th minute: An ootstandin pass from Matt Ritchie finds Callum Wilson and wor top scorer makes nee misstayk with a fine effort to beat Schmeichel in the home goal!
0-3 to The Toon!!!
73rd minute: Wilson hits the post, but the rebound faalls to him to put the baall in the net from a very tight angle!
0-4 to The Toon!!!!
80th minute: The Basil Brush Brigade pull one back through Aalbrighton
1-4 to The Toon!!!!
87th minute: Anothaa Lestaa goal from Iheanacho to set the norves janglin!
2-4 to The Toon!!!!
But their comeback came too late in the game and thankfully NUFC held oot for a very famous victory to propel us up to 13th in the table and virtually banish aall thoughts of relegation az Fat Sam the Ugly Man's West Brom cannit now catch us and Fulim can now anly match wor points total if they win their remainin 4 games and we lose wor remainin' 3!-----Very highly unlikely az now we need just ONE point to secure safety!
HAPPY DAYS!----Can we now have wor takeower pleeeeeze!?