Posted 'high noon bells'🔔 Wedinzday 26th May 2021
It's seems that wor heed coach haz taken aall the credit for keepin us up, yet before Graeme Jones came aboard, we were anly heedin for one place---THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
The futbaall woz dire and unbearable to watch on wor 💻laptops and 📺tellys az we were were labeled 🏷'The Untertainters'!
Since Jones's arrival we have picked up more points and scored more goals than we did before he came!
In hiz forst game at Evertin he woz bellowing oot instructions from the touchline, while Brucey looked on disaprovingly with arms folded
He woz a breath of fresh air az we played some great stuff and beat the Morseysiders 2-0!
Hiz record iz thus: In the 18 games before hiz arrival we had 19 points from 20 games and had scored just 19 goals!
Since hiz arrival we have played 18 games and have amased 26 points and scored 27 goals, thanx mainly to Callum Wilson and Joe Willock in particular!
Anly once, when asked at a press conference haz Bruce acknowledged him, and haz taken aall the credit for wor revival!
Not anly that, but he haz yet again had a go at the battle weary fans and told us to eat 'humble pie'!
Jonesy haz impressed Gareth Southgate SO much, that he haz added him to hiz coaching squad for the forthcoming Euros!
Not one word of praise from Brucey!
Make nee misstayk, Graeme Jones iz the man who kept us up! Givin' new meanin' to the phrase 'KEEPING UP WITH THE JONES'S!
We can anly hope and pray that a change of ownership (and management!) happens soon, or else it's the 'same old', 'same old story' next season again!