Saturday, 3 April 2021

THE TOON v SPORZ *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

 Posted '7:00pm bells' Easter Saturday 3rd April 2021

"THE FOG ON THE TYNE IZ AALL MINE, AALL MINE!"

'Fat Sam the Ugly Man' and hiz West Brom side amazingly won 5-2 away to 10 man Chelski today, to move within 7 points of The Toon and vastly improve their goal difference! (Although, wor goal difference iz still 14 better than theirs! (-20 to -34) 

When everybody thought that the race to avoid the last relegation place woz between NUFC and Fulim, then they will have to 'fink' again!

Wor game v Sporz tomorrow now takes on a new meanin' and with wor top goalscorer Callum Wilson still crocked we can just see how wor beleaguered heed coach will set oot hiz formation!

With a formidable strike force of Son, Bale and Kane for Sporz, Brucey will ne doubt revort to a '10 men behind the baall' formation in the blind hope of nickin a point off the norf Londoners!

Brucey haz said that we need 9 points from the 9 remainin' games to stay up, so it doesnt take 'The brain of Britain' to work that one oot!

Of course if plan 'A' doesnt work, WHEN Sporz score (az they surely will!) we dont have a plan 'B' to hit back!

Will he play Joelinton again az a false 9 (the falsest 9 in wor history by the way!), or will he bring Carroll and Gayle into the fray in the blind hope that we might actually score a goal?

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here (on mee brand new £420 laptop!) az it happens!---And YES! we will have a few 'liquid lubrications' to consume az the game progresses!

Straight after wor game, Fulim take on Villa in the west Midlands and defeat for 'us' and a win for 'them' will drop us into the bottom 3 for the forst time this season, with just 8 games to gan!

Here's hopin' against hope(again!) that this doesnt actually happen and that, just like West Brom, we can pull off an unexpected win!?

Fingers (and toes!) crossed!🤞🦶

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