Posted '6:00pm bells' Saturday 10th April 2021
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
*A FEW WEEKS AGO!
*EARLIER THIS WEEK!
*And then theres the press conference where he said we'd anly lost to Moan U and Chelski---completely forgettiin' the horror show against Cristil Palliss, when we lost 2-1 at SJP!?
*With a crazy mixed up forgetful mind like that, who knows wot formation he will play tomorrow at 'high noon bells' at Bornley?
Attack? Defend? Play with split strikers? Play with a false 9?
Who knows wot will happen, but we will soon find oot from the team line up and when the game kicks off!
Wor own 'finkin' iz that he will play for a draw with a defensive formation---when he shud be gannin aall oot for a win, az the next 5 games are against 'The Jellied Eels Mob' (West Ham), Liverpoool, The Arse, 'The Basil Brush Brigade' (Lestaa) and The Blue Moonies! (Man City)----aall of them very tough games, where we will be lucky to get 2 points in total!
So pleeeze! pleeeze! Brucey, "GAN FOR IT!" (ie: Be positive for a change!)
3 points would lift us 6 points above Fulim, but a draw or defeat will give both Fulim and West Brom hope of still catchin' us and escapin' the dreaded drop! (ie: 3 points for NUFC would virtually relegate both of them!)
Az per usual "Watch this space from 'high noon bells' tomorrow az we report live from wor laptop at Geordie Times HQ!