Posted '1:47pm bells' Friday 16th April 2021
It haz been reported in 'The Daily Mail' that wor prime minister Boris Johnson haz said that it woz "BRILLIANT" news that the NUFC takeower bid woz still on track!
And he could barely contain hiz glee, when told by an aide!
A statement from Boris:
"Let's make this absolutely crystal clear! I have NOT interfered with the Newcastle United proposed takeover by the Saudis! But it is indeed brilliant news that the deal could be resurrected!" "HOWAY THE LADS!"