Sunday, 11 April 2021

THE BORNLEY HILLBILLIES V THE TOON*** 'HIGH NOON' BELLS'

 Posted from '11:11am bells' onwards, Sunday 11th April 2021



*Missin from the starting 11 are Wilson and Saint- Max?

We were told that they were fit, so WHY are they on the subs bench?

Another defensive master class(less) from Brucey?

AALL the main incidents will be reported (aalmost) live from Geordie Times HQ from kick off time on wor laptop! (2 minute time delay on ☠, so bare with us!)



*Toon in wor yellow peril change kit?

*Commentator: NUFC havnt won a single game without Wilson this season (az camera pans to Wilson in stand!)

*17th min goal to bornley

Vydra unmarked in box!

1-0 doon!  No shits from us so far (shots!)

*38th minute penalty claim from NUFC for high kick-- VAR no penalty!

Still no shots from us!

(Grafics say we've had 1 shit---cant remember that?)

*42nd minute   a SHOT from Dummet ! Nearly an own goal, but Dubravka makes a brilliant save!

HT 1-0 doon   TERRIBLE! SHOCKING!

*56th minute: At last Wilson and Saint Max on!

*GOAL FOR MURPHY   FROM SAINT MAX PASS

GREAT STRIKE! 1-1

*GOAL  GREAT SAINT MAX STRIKE! 2-1 UP!

*PS: Wor lasses daughter Julie told me Saint Maximin had scored when she got an alert on hor phone!   I told hor that Saint Max DIDNT score and it woz hiz pass to Murphy, who scored!

"No! No!" she said "its 2-1 and Saint Max HAZ scored!" (The joys of watchin on a pirate channel with a 2 minute time delay!)

A minute later after she told me, he DID score on wor laptop!



*FULL TIME WON 2-1   A GAME OF 2 HALFS FOR CERTAIN!🤪👍

*6 points clear of Fulim

11 points clear of Fat Sam the Ugly Man!

*Aalso dragged Bornley and Brightin into the relegation dog fight!🐕


More memory loss by Brucey in hiz post match press conference:

"We can't get carried away, but back to back wins in the Premier League is huge!" 

(Did we actually beat Sporz 2-2 last week???????🤔)



And The Saint said this after the match!



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