Wednesday 1 July 2020

BOURNEMOOOTH v THE TOON *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2019-2020

Posted '5:23pm bells' Wedinzday 1st July 2020

We play wor 4th game behind closed doors this evenin at Bournemoooth in just ower half an hours time and 'The Geordie Times' will be watchin it on the telly again at yem, instead of inside The Vitality Stadium (formally Dean Court) 370 miles away from Tyneside!

This will be wor forst away game in the 'restart lockout' and the 10,000 seater groond will be completely empty of Bournemoooth and Toon fans!
MEEENWHILE AT THE VITALITY STADIUM, AWAY SECTION!

This iz in complete contrast to last week when HALF A MILLION covidiots desended onto Bournemoooth beach! (see top photo!)

And wor question iz!---If they can let 500,000 'sunseekers' onto a Bournemoooth beach, then why the hell can't they let 10,000 fans into a Bournemoooth futbaall stadium, 2 miles from the 'said' beach?
Answers on a Bournemoooth postcard pleeeze, to 
Boris Johnson, 10 Downing Street, London!

A full Geordie Times mad-sad tellyhoppers' match report will appear here sometime on Thorsday neet!---One day late, BUT! this IZ The Geordie Times!---Wot did yoo expect!? 

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