|CEDRIC THE SWAN|
Aa woz watchin SKY Sports news last neet on the last day of The Championship, az the results came in--and the great news for NUFC fans iz that Brentford failed to win automatic promotion!
Why am I SO happy with this news?
Well! Brentford are moving to a new groond next season!
Normally aa would be praying that they would win automatic promotion and we would be playin them at their new abode, to tick off a new groond!
BUT! of course, these are NOT normal times and we could well have faced them away early next season BEHIND CLOSED DOORS and therefore miss oot on a new groond--for the forst time in 41 years (The last time aa missed a competitive game on a 'new groond', in the UK or Europe!)
Of course Brentford ARE in the play offs, where they will play Swanzee in the semi finals and could well come up to 'The Premyaa' by winning the final at Wembley!
Therefore! 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be rooting for Swanzee, as of course we have been to their groond before and could just aboot bear 'the pain' of missin that game! (The pain of missin a game on a new groond would be unbearable!)