Sunday, 19 July 2020

"THEY'VE EVEN HOYED THE KITCHEN SINK IN TO TRY AND SINK US!"

Posted '10:40am bells' Sunday 19th July 2020
Tomorrow evenin we take on 'Nee Where Near' Brightin' (coz there groond iz 6 miles away from their centre, in the middle of nee where!)
in wor last away game of the season!
Again,wor manager, 'Broken Nose Bruce' has said that wor squad has been desimated and that at least 8 players will be missin'!

This game comes az wor takeower gans into yet anothaa week (lost count now?) with everythin' INCLUDIN' the kitchen sink bein hoyed into the works to try and stop it!

It truly is amazing that this haz been gannin on since the beginnin' of April and iz STILL NOT RESOLVED!

3 weeks ago Premyaa Leegue cheef executive, Richard ' I can't make my mind up' Masters, said a decision would be "made shortly" (in his words)

'Shortly' to yoo and me meenz a few days, but in Masters case it meenz a few MONTHS!

He has GOT to make a decision 'shortly' (sic!) or else the whole thing could unravel in a downward spiral and gan doon the PLUG HOLE!

PS: A full and compreehensive Tellyhoppers match report will appear here in due course!

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