Thursday 2 July 2020

BOURNEMOOOTH 1 THE TOON 4 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2019-2020

Posted 'high noon bells' (at Redditch, Worcestershire) Thorsday 2nd July 2020

NUFC MAD-SAD TELLYHOPPERS
VIEW OF GAYLE'S GOAL FROM MAYNOOOTH
IRELAND!

"NEWCASTLE ARE AS BRIGHT AS THEIR 3RD KIT!"

Wor forst away game under the lockdoon proved to be wor best performance of the season on the road!

The 4-1 win woz the first time we'd scored 4 goals this season, as a very bad Bournemoooth team gave up after just 5minutes on the clock!
This is when Dwight Gayle scored after a defensive error and he wellied the baall into the corner of the goal to cheers from every Tyneside livin room!
MANQUILLO THROW IN, IN FRONT OF WHERE THE TOON FANS
 SHUD BE, IN THE AWAY END!
               
The 2nd came on the half hour mark, when a through baall from Saint-Maximin foond Sean Langstaff and he buried it from 12 yards oot!

That's how it stayed til half time with The Toon having 75% of the possession and the telly commentator 'committed' that, "Newcastle are as bright az their 3rd kit! (NUFC played in aall orange!)

The 2nd half woz just the same and Almiron added a 3rd when Saint-Maximin slotted a through baall to him, and the little jem placed his shot into the corner of the goal!
ALMIRON GOAL CARE OF NUFC MAD-SAD TELLYHOPPERS ON TYNESIDE! 
("Err! Actually that woz Lazaro's goal!")

Lazaro added a 4th with 13 mins left on the clock from a Shelvey pass and then the miss of the day when Hayden somehow fired ower the bar with the goal gaping from 2 feet oot after Lazaro had hit the bar!?  The fake crowd noise then started singin', "Come on Boro!"???

A consolation goal for the home side deep into stoppage time woz the anly blip from a great performance!

We now have 42 points and are surely safe from relegation--- a near certainty now!

Toon team: Dubravka, Krafth, Fernandez, Lascelles, Manquillo (Yedlin 73), S. Langstaff (Almiron33), Bentaleb, Shelvey, Saint-Maximin (Lazaro 62), Gayle (Carroll 62), Joelinton (Hayden 72)
BREWDOG WATCHES ON AZ
SEAN LANGSTAFF SCORES WOR 2ND GOAL!

Official attendance in wor hoose: 2 * Me and mee doggy and a bottle of 'DOG' (Newcasil Broon Ale)

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