Monday, 20 July 2020

NEE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN 0 THE TOON 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2019-2020

Posted '8:55pm bells' Munday 20th July 2020
A RARE TOON ATTACK AZ 'BREWDOG' WATCHES ON
(WE PLAYED IN WOR ORANGE CHANGE KIT)

The first half woz yet anothaa reason to hope (and pray!) that the takeower finally happens, as it woz enough to send yoo into a deep, deep sleep! "ZZZzzz!!!"

NEE shots on target and just one chance which Dwight Gayle heeded ower the bar into the away end!---Where WE shudiv been and not watchin on the telly 360 miles north of The Amex Stadium!

Brightin wornt much better and the game had nil-nil written aall ower it!
Brightin just needing one point to stay up and NUFC seemingly content to run oot a scoreless draw, with nowt to play for, except to try and finish in 12th place! (13th at the kick off!)

Almiron then had wor forst effort on target, which woz deflected roond the post by the Brightin keeper in the 50th minute!

And then the 'highlight' of the 2nd half!---A drinks break at Brightin!---and in wor hoose!, with Brewdog, mee faithful companion!
"A WELL ORND DRINKS BREAK!---IN WOR HOOSE, THAT IZ!"


Meanwhile in Maynooth, Ireland, a 'NUFC Mad-Sad Tellyhopper' caalled 'John from Ireland' (wot else?) haz a drinks break of anothaa kind!
"WE MUST BE 'POTTY' WATCHIN' THIS!"

The game predictably petered oot with subs Andy Carroll and Joelinton comin on for Gayle and Saint-Maximin!

A late heeder from Carroll just whizzed past the post, his 32nd Premyaa Leegue game in a row without scoring (accordin to the commentator!)

Az aa predicted, the game ended goalless, which meenz that the highest we can finish is 13th----wor average top flight position since 'The Fat Controller' bought us in 2007!

Anothaa reason for the takeower to gan through!
"PLEEEZE, GOD!"πŸ™

Toon team: Dubravka, Manquillo, Fernandez, Krafth, Rose, Bentaleb, Shelvey, Richie, Almiron (Lazaro 86), Gayle (Carroll 74), Saint-Maximin (Joelinton 74)

Official attendance in wor hoose: 'Me' and Brewdog and a bottle of 'DOG'! (Newcasil Broon Ale)

PS: We say 'Nee Where Near Brightin' az their groond iz in the middle of 'nee where'---miles from Brightin!)



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