Wednesday 23 October 2019

"ALL WE ARE SAYING--IZ GIVE US A GOAL!"

Posted '4:40pm bells' Wedinzday 23rd October 2019
A RARE TOON GOAL AT SPORZ (JOELINTON)

Az we speak-- and after 10 games played in competitive competitions so far this season, NUFC have a record number of goalscorers!---SIX in total, who have scored ONE goal each!
Five in the Premyaa Leegue and one in the Leegue Cup!

Failure to score in wor game v Wolves next Sunday will mean that with just FIVE Premyaa Leegue goals in TEN games, we will have the lowest total in wor entire history, gannin back to wor Leegue debut in 1893---126 years ago! (an average of just half a goal a game!)

Wor joint top goalscorers are:
Jonjo Shelvey: 1 Premyaa Leegue goal
Joelinton: 1 Premyaa Leegue goal
Yoshinori Muto: 1 Leegue Cup goal
Fabian Schar: 1 Premyaa Leegue goal
Jetro Willems: 1 Premyaa Leegue goal
Matty Longstaff: 1 Premyaa Leegue goal

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