Thursday, 10 October 2019

"THIS IZ RIDUCKULOUS!"

Posted '2:35pm bells' Friday 11th October 2019
THE NOW FAMOUS 'RICHARD BURTON' DUCKPOND IN BISHOP BURTON!

"IT'S QWACKERS!"

We were in 'The Bodega Bar' on Wesgate Road before wor game v Moan U last Sunday, where 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' discussed wor U23s away game v Hull U23s ,which woz played last Friday, where The Toon won 1-0

'Dave from York' told us that he had went oot of hiz way to travel through a place caalled Bishop Burton in Yorkshire to get to the game, because it had a very nice duckpond in the centre of the village! (A DUCKPOND???---It's very sad!---isn't it just!)
"QWACK!--QWACK!"
He woz mercilessly ridiculed durin' that game for gannin oot of hiz way to see the 'said' duckpond and the conversation in 'The Bodega' quickly moved onto something else!

Welsh actor Richard BURTON somehow came into the conversation and Dave's son Phil, quickly 'googled' hiz life story on hiz phone!
"He woz married 5 times to 3 different women and woz the 12th of 13 children!", he excitedly told us!
'Grumpy Stumpy' butted in: "He woz stayin' at The Savoy Hotel in London when I woz workin' there!----he had a 'bad turn' and woz rushed to hospital!----He died soon after!", Stumpy added az he supped hiz scrumpy cider!---(Yes that's reet! 'Grumpy Stumpy' woz on 'The Scrumpy'!
RICHARD BURTON AND ONE OF HIZ 3 WIVES!

The question iz!---how did a daft conversation aboot a duckpond in Yorkshire move on to a famous film actor from Wales????
Now that's wot yoo call a riDUCKulous conversation!!!!
"QWACK!---BLOODY QWACK!"

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