|"NOW WHERE DID I BOOK THAT 'OLIDAY TO???"---"AND FROM WHERE!???"|
New NUFC 'Director of Futbaall', 'JoeKanory' < (aalso known az 'JoeK In Yi Ear!) iz SO consorned aboot findin' a striker in the transfor window to partner Demba Cisse up front, that he haz!---wait for it!---GONE ON 'IZ SUMMER 'OLIDAYS! with 'iz family, aftaa just a few days in the job!
"WORDS ABSOLUUUTLEEE FAIL US!"
(With a bit 'luck', he'll not be able to find hiz way back!)