|"IZ THAT A 'MAG'PIE?"|
Despite 'SKY' promisin' to release the forst batch of live telly fixtures for the forthcomin' Premyaa Leegue season on Monday ***** By '9:00pm bells' on Wednesday neet they STILL hadn't published any news of their televised games?
We await with 'baited breath' to see if it's 'pie in the 'SKY', <(sic!) or if we ARE still playin' 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester' on a Monday neet az waz predicted by 'The Geordie Times' secret undercover reporter yesterday? (see below!)