RANGERS v THE TOON
It haz been belatedlee conformed that we will play a FOURTH pre season Scottish friendly on Tuesday August 6th when we will travel to Glasgow to face Rangers @ Ibrox Park @ '7:45 bells'
Ticket prices are set @ £15 for grown ups, a tenner for zimmerframeites and a fiver for sprogs!
RIO AVE v THE TOON @ '6:00pm bells' tooneet
Meenwhile the forst team are of course in action in northern Portugal toneet when we face Rio Ave @ '6 bells'.
Az mentioned last week, I am unable to gan for a number of reasons <(After TEN (expensive!) trips to Europe last season, mee piggy bank iz shoutin' for help and beggin' me for mercy!)
(Aaltogether now!: "Who wants to be a millionaire?---I do!")
Aalso, due to circumstances beyond my control, aa cannit gan away for the six days needed to watch the two games!
(PS: Mee 'competitive' European record iz thankfully still intact, havin' not missed one since 1977***113 'in a row' home and away!)
TOON U21s v SOOTHAMPTON U21s @ 2:00pm bells' this afternooon
HOWEVER!---there IZ a Toon game on Tyneside @ '2 bells' this afternoon, when wor Under 21s take on Soothampton @ Darsley Park, behind closed doors!
A'm gannin to make an attempt to get in to this game, but cannot divulge the method I intend to use az it will 'give the game away'!
Watch this space to see if aa DE manage to get past security and the fifteen foot high fence that surroonds the NUFC trainin' compex!
It iz then intended to de a bit of 'Mad-Sad Tellyhoppin' and find some boozer that iz showin' wor game in Portugal live, but aa havvent hord of anywhere yet!