THE GRAND TOUR OF SCOTLAND 2013 (PART TWO)*** KILIMANJARO v THE TOON U21s ***SATURDAY!

Updated 'high noon bells' Friday 26th July 2013

"NO!***NOT THE AFRICAN ONE!"

Part two of 'The Grand Tour of Scotland 2013' continues tomorrow @ Rugby Park, Kilmarnock, where The Toon are sendin' an U21 side to play the Scottish Premyaa Leegue ootfit.

This will be 'The Geordie Times'z' forst ever visit to their ground, although we did play them in 1982, when we played oot a goal-less draw in front of 1,500 hardy souls! <(aa wasn't into 'mad-sad groundhoppin mode' in them days and missed the match!) <(shame on me!)



"AYE!***THE SCOTTISH ONE!"

We are travellin' up in mee 'canny tranny' and mee travellin' companions for the day are 'Tex Taylor' the Cowboy Plumber' <(ne relation to 'Norman the Cowboy Plumber!) and 'Grumpy Stumpy on the Scrumpy', who haz just returned from a six month stint in the Falkland Islands, workin on a new airport! (the 100,000 sheep can relax for the moment!)

Admission iz eight quid for big kids and fower quid for sprogs and zimmerframeites and Killie are openin' their main stand only for this game! (so a low crowd iz predicted by us!) "OCH AYE THE NOOO!">>>>

More to follow on this game later and wor forst team 'Wonga' friendly against 'The Donkeys of Blackpool', which takes place on Sunday.

A full match report on both games will of course follow in 'The Geordie Times' ower the weekend! ("EEH AWW!")