Friday 18 February 2022

THE JELLIED EELS MOB OF WEST 'AM v THE TOON **** SATURDAY DINNAATIME!

 Posted from 'high noon 'bells' onwards, Friday 18th February 2022


Storm Eunice iz said to severely disrupt travel today az we attempt to get to London by train from The Toon. We are booked on the 4:26 bells' sorvice to King's Cross (London) where a red weather warnin' haz been issued, warnin' of 'A danger to life'!---and anly to travel if its 'absolutely necessary'!

Of course it 'IZ absolutely necessary' az The Toon are playin' at London Stadium in a '12:30 bells' kick off tomorrow!

'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' haz taken nee chances and travelled doon yesterday!!!!---Just to make sure he gets to the game!!!!!



If wor train iz cancelled then we have othaa plans in operation!

There's a train at '5:30 bells' in the mornin'----or if thats cancelled plan 'C' iz to drive doon later tooneet!----We won't be beaten easily!

We will of course, keep yoo wor loyal readers posted on developments this afternooon and a full Geordie Times match, booze and weather report will appear here sometime on Sunday!---Provided we make it back by then!  

So watch this space intently az we update wor jorney to London (or not az the case may be!) from '4:00 bells' onwards this afternooon!

UPDATES HERE AZ THEY HAPPEN!⬇️

4:32 pm bells

Here's the train, on time at 'The Central', az it passes the 'New'castle'πŸ€ͺπŸ‘

'6:39pm bells'
Aall woz gannin Well until we got to Donny(Doncaster) where we are waitin' for a new train crew to take us onward to London!
We have been told that it will be anothaa 45 mins before a new train crew will arrive!--but 'fear not' we have plenty of liquid lubrication to keep us gannin!


*7:25pm bells'
The train driver haz torned up(horray!) but NOT the train guard!!
We can't move til he/she torns up! "ZZZzzz!!!"
πŸ₯±πŸ˜΄

*7:34pm bells'
We are finally on the move after a 1hr 20min stay in Donny Station!!!

'11:11pm bells'
Finally arrived at KX
Weather is calm 
Nearly 7 hours of train torture!πŸ₯Ά
"Good f***in' πŸŒ™ night!"

Match report on Sunday
Drew1-1 (Joe Willock)


 

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