Saturday, 6 February 2021

THE TOON V SOOOTHAMPTON *** THIS AFTERNOOON!

 Posted from '1:11am 'bells' onwards, Saturday 6th February 2021


"LETS KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING!" (Steve Bruce) 

Wor beloved? manager/club spokesman 'Broken Nose Bruce' said that comments were completely untrue that new coach Graeme Jones will take ower the reigns if he iz sacked, and that he woz puttin the rumours "to bed", full stop!

Yet anothaa 'must win game' today, against a Sooothampton team who lost 9-0 to Moan U in midweek!

However! Bruce will probably play 5 at the back and hope for a breakaway goal or 2 to win the game!

He said he woz "pleased!" with wor performance on Tuesday?

PLEASED? to lose 2-1 at home to a very mediocre Cristill Palliss team. *Iz he takin the p*ss oot of us, in revenge for posts on social media and in the press??? (Thought he didnt read them, but he's aalways complaining aboot negative Twitter comments etc from fans!

But wot does he expect with dire performances recently? (apart from Evaatin, when new coach Graeme Jones bellowed instructions from the dugoot, while Bruce looked on furious that he had stolen his thunder!)

ONE win in THORTEEN games and THREE losses in succession at home, divvint give yoo confidence for this afternooon!




⬇️THE MOMENTUM?⬇️

⬆️SOME MOMENTUM!⬆️

Its relegation form for certain and we can anly hope (and pray!)๐Ÿ™ that Jones isn't banished to the stand, or the back row seats in the dugoot today!(or even his own bed, of course!)


BRUCE'S 'WHITE FLAG' EXCUSES PRE MATCH! 

Shud we not win, then Bruce haz aalready got aall hiz ready made excuses in, in his Friday press conference, az he says that 4 to 5 defenders are unavailable! 






           Mr Depression speaks!

Aalso in the press conference, he woz asked just who wud fill the 25th slot in the playin squad, as he failed to bring in more players on transfor deadline day! (See Twitter below!)

SHOW BRUCE SOME RESPECT?
WHEN 'HE' DOESN'T SHOW 'RESPECT' TO HIZ PLAYERS?DOUBLE STANDARDS AGAIN! DON'T MAKE US LAFF!

A full Geordie Times, minute by minute goal or incident reports will appear here live from wor laptop at HQ az they happen!

Watch this space for updates from '2:00 bells' onwards, when the team line ups will be revealed ('3:00 bells' kick off!)

*Like we say, let's hope against hope that we can play like we did at Evaatin and get a good result!๐Ÿ™The Geordie Times iz praying that we can! (Like we aalways dee!)


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New boy Joe Willock starts az does 'The Saint'!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™


*15th minute GOAL TO TOON!

NEW BOY WILLOCK WITH A SHOT FROM ST MAX CROSS! 


25th minute GOAL TO TOON!



DEFLECTED GOAL FROM ALMIRON SHOT!


29th minute  goal fo Sooothampton

2-1 to us!

*45 plus 3 GOAL   ALMIRON AFTER A MISSTAYK BY THEIR GOALIE 3-1 TO US HALF TIME!


NUFC 32% possession 1st half   4 shots on target   3goals!

This equals wor highest total this season   3 v Bornley!

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*46th minute  bad miss by Shelvey with goal gaping!

 *47th minute  goal for Sooothampton  free kick

3-2 to us

49th minute Hendrick sent off  2nd yellow for stupid shirt pull!

Toon doon to 10!

Torrential rain hits Tyneside!

62nd minute   ings shot rebounds off post into Darlow's arms!

73rd minute Schar fans doon after disastrous free kick from him. NUFC have used all subs and so we are doon to 9 men!

FT WON 3-2  SOMEHOW!๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘ 20% possession 2nd half!

We are 11 points above the drop zone---for now!


'The Geordie Times' never doubted SIR Steve for one second! ----HONEST!

Inside 'The Geordie Times' HQ at full time!





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