Updated 'high noon bells' Munday 23rd November 2020
After yet another International break we reflect on the 0-2 horror show at SJP v Chelski on Saturday!
After the weekends results we now find worsels in 15th position in the table!(from 13th) Wor lowest position of the season (so far!)
It's a rollercoaster season for sure! Win, lose, win, lose, lucky draw, lucky draw, win, lose, lose!---?
The pundits have defended 'Broken Nose Bruce', sayin that do we (the fans) really 'fink' that we know better than him? and that we expect to be in The Champions Leegue!
Oh no!--We know that iz just a pipe dream under the present ownership, but the dire futbaall on show from NUFC iz truly shocking!
Two heeders on goal at Soothampton and nee shots in wor last away game--and even worse, NEE efforts on goal at aall in wor shock 3-0 home defeat to Brightin the other month, and just ONE shot on target in stoppage time v Chelski on Saturday!
If yoo were a neutral fan, yoo would simply turn off your telly when The Toon are on!
Old Broken Nose now has 5 days to try and sort oot this "Work in progress" mess, (Palace away on Friday neet) or else 15th place will soon become 16th and then 17th etc!
25% possession to 'us' and 75% possession to 'them' is wor prediction, az we sit back and hope for a break by hoofing the baall upfield in the blind hope that it will faall to one of wor strikers! (2 shots/heeders on target iz wor prediction!)
Wor possession and strike rates for the season so far, make sorry readin and we are currently in 20th position with these stats added!
West Ham away 2 shots 2 goals up to 2nd position in table Won 2-0
Brightin home NEE shots nee goals doon to 11th position Lost 0-3
Sporz away 1 shot 1 goal (lucky penalty) up to 9th position
Bornley at home 5 shots 3 goals up to 6th position Won 3-1
Moan U at home 4 shots 1 goal doon to 11th position Lost 1-4
Wolves away 2 shots 1 goal doon to 14th position Drew 1-1
Evaatin home 4 shots 2 goals up to 11th position Won 2-1
Sooothampton away 2 shots (heeders) nee goals 11th position Lost 0-2
Chelski home 1 shot nee goals doon to 15th position Lost 0-2
Total 10 goals and 21 shots (includin' the goals (3 penalties) in 9 games = 2.33 shots per game or 1.16 shots per half!!!
"Oh for a takeower by a very rich Saudi prince!!!!"