Wednesday 10 January 2018

"IT'S NEVAA PLAIN SAILIN AT THE TOON!"

Posted just after 'high noon bells' Wednesday 10th January 2018


News reaches The Geordie Times by the wonders of modern technology (carrier pigeon!) that club legend and U23s heed coach Peter Beardsley, haz been given 'gardenin leave' by NUFC for allegedly bullyin and racially abusin some of wor U23 players!
5 current players and 1 former player have come forward to make the above complaints!
Beardo denies it and the club are holdin their own enquiries in the meentime

In othaa news we hear that Rafa haz been told by 'The Fat Controller' that he must SELL players before he can buy! (I 'FINK' I've hord this one before!?---I 'FINK' I've hord this one before!?---I 'FINK" I-------!!!!????)

And STILL ne news of an inpendin take over!

It's NEVAA plain sailin at 'The Toon'-------IZ IT!!!???

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