"EIGHTY GRAND!**YOR 'AVIN A LAFFF!" *******IT'S OFFICIAL!

Updated '10:30pm bells' Tuesday 15th January 2013

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STOP PRESS!***STOP PRESS!***Just this minute hord on 'Talk Sport' that Remy haz signed for 'Steptoe Rangers' 

Last week 'appy 'arry' Rednoseknapp said: and I quote:
"You shouldn't be paying massive wages when you've got a stadium that holds 18,000 people!"

So 'arry's 'rag and bone men' from Shepherds Bush (who just happen to play in an 18,000 seater 'Lego' stadium!) have hijacked the deal to bring Loic Remy to 'The Toon' and are to pay him!----wait for it!--
80 thoosand quid a week!---double wot we were gannih give him!---it's total F*****' madness if yoo ask us! (We didn't realise that £80,000 waz a 'pittance'!?)


Question: Do WE @ 'The Geordie Times' blame Remy (and hiz agent!) for dein' a runner and signin' for them?
Answer: "Would YEE knock eighty F*****' grand a week back????"

"Wot did yoo say again last week, 'Arry?">>>  


PS: Wot REELY riles uz iz that Rednoseknapp (the man who got away with havin' hiz dogs name on hiz bank accoont!) telt anybody who cared to listen, that Demba Ba had a release clause in hiz contract, which ultimately led to hiz departure to Chelski!--- and then when WE try to sign a replacement, HE 'hijacks it' at the last F*****' minute!

We on Tyneside can anly hope that hiz bulbous bugle keeps growin' 'apace', alang with hiz 'porkies'! 


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