"50,000 THANK YOOOZ!"

Posted '8:45pm bells' Saturday 26th January 2013

NEWS OF 'THE GEORDIE TIMES' 50,000th 'HIT' 
REACHES THE PLANET MARS!
"TAKE ME TO YOR LEADER---WHEY AYE MAAN!"

'History' haz been made on Tyneside today when 'The Geordie Times' received it's FIFTY THOOOOSANTH PAGEVIEW from aroond the world (and beyond!)

This momentous occassion haz been celebrated toneet with a few 'liquid lubrications' in the Toon!---and on MARS!---az yoo would expect! 

The Top Ten aall time list iz az follows!

Planet Earth Top Ten 'hits'
1 The United Kingdim***26,161
2 The U S of A***8,365
3 The Ukraine***1,358
4 Jawmany***992
5 The Guinness Republic***916
6 Greece***683
7 Rushaa***670
8 Spain***520
9 France***362
10 Holland***319

The rest of the Univorse!
1 Mars***"A canny few---like!"