(aboot five hours late!---like!---"hic!")
|"AARRGGHH!"---"IT'S WOR NEW AWAY STRIP!"|
"IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOO TO DRINK!"
The Toon have just released the design of wor new 'wino wonders' away strip, which we presume will be worn in wor final away game against 'The Toffee Noses' of Everton' in the final game of the season on Sunday week!
The Geordie Times iz a canny few hours behind other NUFC websites that published this a few hours ago, but wor excuse iz simple!---we've been oot on the hoy this afternoon and have just staggered ("er!--sorry!") 'retorned' (completeleee sober--by the way!---"hic!") to wor heed office back yem to give you this exclusive? news 'second hand first' az per usual!
|"PASS THE CORKSKREW PLEEEEZE!" ("Hic!")|