Saturday, 5 May 2012

BLACKBORN U18s 2 THE TOON U18s 0---YOUTH NATIONAL SEMI FINAL

Posted '9:50pm bells' Saturday 5th May 2012

LOONY TOONS!---
(Brockhall Academy---ground number 286)

The convoy of cars from Tyneside arrived in Brockhall Village near Blackborn for this U18s semi final clash @ Blackborn's trainin' groond today for the prize of a place in the National final.("Er!"---the 'convoy' consistin' of The Caped Crusaders' 'Batmobile' and 'Blondie Alan's' Ford Fiesta! with six saddos inside in total!) (includin' little ol' me!)

The game waz bein' played on the site of a former lunatic asylum! and the 'six sick saddos', were here to 'clock up' a new groond to add to wor groonds list on the never endin' trail!
So Brockhall Academy waz indeed! a very appropriate new groond to add to the 'MAD'-sad groundhoppers list! (sic!)

However!---The Toon U18s never got oot of the blocks and the home side took the lead after just two minutes play when Toon goalie Jonathan Mitchell dropped the baall after what looked like a foul on him, but the officials waved away any protests az O'Sullivan tapped the baall into the empty net for the home side.
They then dominated for lang periods and doubled their lead through O'Sullivan again just before the half time interval with The Toon havin' ne answer in reply, az we had precisely NE shots on goal in the entire half!

The second half waz played oot with Blackborn again makin' most of the play, but with ne fortha score they progressed to the National final where they will play eetha Fulham or Leicester.

Attendance: 120 (approx)

The jorney home waz spent listenin' to the results comin' through on 'Radio 5 Live' and with 'The Arse' anly gettin' a 3-3 draw against 'Delias Custard Crumbles of Norwich', we have the opportunity of gan up to THORD PLACE in the premya leegue shud results gan wor way tomorrow afternoon.

There's the little matter of beatin' Man City forst of course to de this---(with Spors aalso not winnin' in the process!)----but dafter things have happened! (wor 2-0 win at Chelski in midweek for example!)

OH!---and YES!-----to roond off wor day---Hereford (the team we aall 'love to hate' for obvious reasons!) were relegated  from the futbaall leegue thanx to Barnet's win at Burton!

THREE CHEERS FOR THEM! ---
"HIP!--HIP!---HORRAY!--HIP!--HIP!--HORRAY!--HIP!--HIP!--HORRAY!"

Full 'mad-sad groundhoppers' match report on the above game to follow later on this week! 

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