"THANK GOD WE DIDN'T FINISH FOURTH!"

Posted '6:30pm bells' Sunday 20th May 2012

AN ARTISTS IMPRESSION OF
'HAPPY HARRY' LAST NEET @ '10:30 BELLS'!

'The OAPs of Chelski's' (very jammy!) win against 'The Baying Munichs' in the Champions League final means that fourth placed Spors now drop into the Europa League!

Can yi imagine if we had finished fourth in a Champions League spot, anly for Didier Drogba to snatch it away with less than two minutes to play, with Munich 'cruisin' it'.
And then to see him score the winnin' goal in the penalty shoot out would have been tooo much to bear!
Glad we finished FIFTH and didn't have to gan through this like the (not so!) 'Happy Harrys Hotspors'!
Mee poor aad ticker wouldn't have been able to 'take it'!