There are two massive games ower the next two days with the forst one takin' place this afternoon!---And NO! a'm NOT! taalkin' aboot the FA Cup final @ Wembley between 'The Liverbirds' and 'The Chelski Pensioners'---a'm taalkin' aboot wor Under 18s 'semi final play off' game against Blackborn @ eetha their Brockhall trainin' groond OR! their academy @ 12:30 bells this dinnertime! (we'll find oot when we get there!)
Beware of huge traffic jams doon the 'A1M' and 'A66' from '9 bells' onwards az a 'convoy' of cars iz travellin' ower the Pennines for this one in the shape of --Er!--'The Caped Crusaders' 'batmobile' and 'Blondie Alan's' Ford Focus! and we hope to arrive in good time for the kick off where a huge crowd of 100 plus iz expected!
Then!--of course, tomorrow dinnertime we take on 'The Blue Moonies' in 'Title Decider Day' @ St James' Park<(and aalways will be!) where a win for us would cement wor claim for a Champions League place. (or not az the case may be!?)
The whole of the red half of London will be rootin' for us az well (er! that's 'Man U'---NOT! 'The Arse'!) and shud wor visitors 'nick it', then it will be them who will surelee snatch the title from their arch rivals!
Sunday will certainleee be a very interestin' day!
A selloot crowd of 52,000 plus, will be there to witness it of course and if the groond waz big enough, 100,000 plus would be present, we are sure!