Thursday 29 March 2012

THE TOON RESORVES 1 THE BAGGIE TROOSERS RESORVES 4---BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!---AGEN!!!

Updated '4:15pm bells' Thorsday 29th March 2012

The resorves took on WBA's equivalent @ Darsley Park, Benton @ '2 bells' this afternoon in wot waz yet anotha game bein' played behind closed doors, with NE admittance to plebs!/fans!

Az per usual in cases like this we sent wor intrepid 'Geordie Times' 'Stop the Pigeon' reporter, who 'winged' his way ower the Benton pitch!
He flew ower the action for the full 90 minutes to bring us the vital news message below of just wot the score waz and who scored the goals!

STOP! PRESS! STOP! PRESS!---THE BAD NEWS IZ!---
The final score waz!---1-4 ! to the visitors with Marcus Maddison scorin' wor only goal with a 25 yard shot-----(many thanx to 'Stop the Pigeon' who haz just contacted us on hiz mobile 'tellin bone' with this devestatin news!)

Footnote:
An exhausted 'Stop the Pigeon' iz nuw heedin for the Haymarket area of Toon to rest hiz wings and gan for some much needed 'liquid lubrication' and a packet of the finest 'Trill' bord seed! (yoo desorve it mate!)

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