|"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"|
"WHEY AYE MAAN!"
This iz anotha 'historic'? day for 'The Geordie Times' az we have just received wor twenty fifth thoosandth hit @ preciseleee '8:37pm bells' and we thank each and every one of yoo for your loyal support in the last eighteen months (since we started dein' it seriousleee!
121 countries and territories aroond the planet, plus Mars! have now visited this site, with the latest countries bein' Ethiopia, Honduras, Sri Lanka, Bermuda and Armenia!---welcome to 'the nonsense-no nonsense' website for the *connoisseur! ("Er!"---or shud that be---'the no nonsense-nonsense website'???)
*"Er!"--divvint naa wot connoisseur meenz---but!--it soonds good!)
|"25,000 THANK YOOOZ!---|
EARTH AND MARS!"