|"BACK TO SKOOL ON MONDAY!"|
Anotha draw to add to the big weekend derby shootout was the order of the day although some 'Teenage Mutant Numskull Magpies' were hell bent on rippin' doon some 'certain' sport related advorts from the back of 'The East Stand' and hoyin' them on the pitch near the end of the match!
Rather than tellin' a naughty child to 'stop it', they were left to 'run wild' and the above consequences were somehow predictable az the stewards conveniently torned a 'blind eye' to their childish antics!
This iz NOT! wot we want and if the club needed any more reason/excuse to play AALL wor resorve home games behind closed doors, then now they have it, due to some sheep-brained bairns!<(for 'sheep-brained' and 'bairns' iz wot they are!)
Now to the match!
The scorin' sequence went az follows!
23rd minute: Gabrial Obertan runs through to fire home a shot @ The Leazes End---1-0 to us!
32nd minute: The SMBs equalise az Baird in the Toon goal haz an 'air shot' and misses the baall completely for a simple tap in---1-1!
45th minute: mackems score again to gan 2-1 up at the break!
58th minute: An Abeid corner finds Dan Goslings heed and he levels things---2-2!
66th minute: The SMBs regain the lead with a heeded goal---3-2 to them!
85th minute: Dan Gosling iz send off for a 2nd bookable offence and we gan doon to ten men!
Attendance: The Geordie Times predicted a 2,000 plus crowd and we were (just!) reet as 2,996 torned up! (not many SMBs this time!)
This 'Geordie Times' match report waz supplied by wor ravin' reporters, 'Dave from York' and 'Mal the Ingish Skoool Teecha'!