Posted ‘10:00am 🛎️ bells’ Munday 30th Decembaa 2024
Surely there’s no better time to play Moan U at The Theatre of Muppets’, az the club iz in turmoil on and off the pitch!
4 losses in the last 5–(including 0-3 at home to Bournemoooth!) doon to 14th in the table and Jim the 🐀 Rat’s cost cuttin and ticket price hike haz not gone doon well in Salford!
Wot makes this all the more galling for them, iz the fact that the team they love to hate—Livaapoool, look odds on to win the Premyaa Leegue after their 5-0 demolition of West Ham yesterday, equalin Moan U’s record of 20 top flight titles! (IF they dee it!?)
In total contrast NUFC have won 4 games in a row, scorin 14 in the process and concedin just one goal!—and are now up to 5th in the table!
(Correction!—-Errrr!—-We’re now 7th after yesterdays results!)
Livramento iz expected to retorn after missing the Villa game through illness 🤧
An ‘8:00 bells’ 🔔 kick off iz not wot we want, az it’s impossible to get a train 🚂 back after the game, so we are drivin doon in mee canny tranny 9 seater van👇at ‘high noon 🛎️ bells’
Az per usual “watch this space” on New Year’s eve for a match and booze report!
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