Posted just after ‘high noon 🛎️ bells’ Sunday 15th Decembaa 2024
“HIT AND MISS!”
After last weeks defensive shambles at Brentfaad we were back on home soil hopin that we could put in a good performance —-and we did just that!
It’s certainly been a hit and miss season with great performances v Man City, The Arse and Livaapoool, but some of wor away performances, especially in London have been shocking’ (Fulim, Palliss and Brentfaad of course, for example!)
The the kick off NUFC got straight into Lestaa az we attacked The Gallowgate End!
The sequence of events were az follows!
30th minute: We were well on top, with Jacob Murphy missing at least 2 great chances to open the scorin’
He finally made amends with his 3rd effort az he hit a sweet shot into the bottom corner of the net from a Tonali, Gordon corner combination to put The Toon 1-0 up!
Correct me if I’m wrang, but this woz wor first goal from a corner at SJP this season!?
Isak then missed a great chance when he woz clean through, but his shot hit their goalie’s leg and it deflected wide! HT 1-0 to us!
Ward replaced Hermansen in the Lestaa goal in the 2nd half
47th minute: Within 2 minutes of the restart we had doubled wor lead when a Gordon free kick finds Lewis Hall’s heed and he heeds it onto Bruno to heed home at The Leazes End withoot Ward touchin the baall!
50th minute: The Basil Brush Brigade were aall at sea when Alexander the Great (Isak) heeded home from a Hall centre!-Again Ward still hadn’t touched the baall az far az I can remember!?—-If so this must be some kind of record!?—2 goals withoot the goalie touchin the baall? (Again!—-Pleeeze correct me if I’m wrang!?)
60th minute: Murphy seals 🦭 the victory with a great effort after missin an easier chance just before!
The score could easily been 6 or 7 nil, but we are back on track for wor Leegue Cup qwaataa final tie v Brentfaad this comin’ Wedinzday!
Let’s hope it’s a ‘HIT’ performance to put us in the semis!🙏🏻
Attendance: 52,235 (3,000 Basil Bush Fox fans in level 7 of The Leazes End!) (Noisy at the start, but very quiet at the end!)
*Accordin to the score board ‘Sam Fender’ scored wor 4th goal and not Jacob Murphy!?🤔 (Fink I’ll give confused.com a ring!???)
Updated Munday neet!
*FOOTNOTE: The Geordie Times woz reet!
Ward’s first 2 touches of the ball came when he had to pick the ball out of his own net twice after just 5 minutes of the second half! (Sky Sports)
Thought that was the name of your blog? Confused.com.This is your proof reader by the way.😆
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