Posted ‘high noon 🕛 🔔 bells’ Friday 15th August 2025
Forst, the news that Jacob Ramsey jetted into Toon Airport in a private jet last neet for hiz medical and a fee of £43million includin add ons for the Villa midfielder haz been agreed between clubs! (Because of the unfair PSR rules, Villa have been forced to sell!)
We doubt very much that he will be available to play against hiz old club tomorrow, but yoo never naa with these things!?
Of course a certain number 14 haz downed 🪚 🔨 tools and will play no part! If he doesn’t want to play for us, then why oh why did he sign a 6 year contract in the forst place?—Hiz rogue agent haz a lot to answer for, az does the media like Talksport and Sky Sports News who have tried their very best to sell wor star striker for the entire summer transfor window!😬
Anyway! let’s concentrate on wor forst Premyaa Leegue game of the season at Villa Park!
Anthony Elanga and Malick Thiaw will start, but we arnt sure just who will be in goal? The Pope or Aaron Ramsdale? Joe Willock will definitely not play
The ‘12:30 🔔s kick off time doesn’t help anybody apart from the couch potatoes 🥔 and pub pundits🍺!
Because of the 💩 kick off time we are on wor train 🚂 travels this afternooon to New Street (Birmingham) and an owerneet stay in Ing-er-lang’s so caalled second city!— Bin strikes and aall!⬇️
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