Monday, 3 April 2023

THE TOON 2 MOAN U 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2022-2023

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 3rd April 2023



"REVENGE IZ SO VERY SWEEET!"



A fantastic day for aall NUFC fans az we totally demolished Moan U at SJP!----2-0 woz NOT a fair reflection of the game az we shud have been at least 5-0 up at half time, but near misses from Longstaff (3), Isak and Willock meant we went in aall square goalless in the forst half az we attacked the Leazes goal!



The 2nd half woz the same, but we did actually put the baall in the net twice to win the contest in front of an ecstatic crowd, who roared the team on from start to finish!

The forst goal came in the 65th minute when Bruno centered for Saint Max to heed on to Joe Willock who heeded in from close range!



There woz large moanin from Moan U's Fernandez and Antony in between the goals!----Now yoo know why we caall tham 'Moan U'!

FAB SCHAR TELLS FERNANDEZ TO STOP MOANIN' AND PLAY ACTIN'

We doubled wor advantage in the 88th minute, when a pinpoint cross from Trippier fooond super sub Callum  Wilson's heed and hiz effort rebounded off the far Gallowgate post and into the net, which brought ecstatic scenes on and off the pitch az the Moan U fans departed in their droves form their Leazes End level 7 seats!

IT'S THE 3rd MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME AZ THE MOAN U END EMPTIES!­čśé

Complete revenge for wor Leegue Cup final defeat to them 35 days orlier, when they took the p*ss!



The win meeenz that we 'leapfrog' them and Sporz into 3rd place in the table with 11 games to gan!----The Champions Leegue dream iz alive and kickin!

    GATESHEED SIDE OF THE TYNE                  TOON SIDE OF THE TYNE
"TYNESIDE UNITED!"

It haz certainly been a great weekend for the 2 teams who both play in black n white on opposite sides of the Tyne bridges, az Gatesheeed won on Saturday in the FA Trophy semi final on pens against Barnet, to set up a Wembley appearence in May v Halifax! 



Attendance: 52,268 (3,200 Moan U fans who had long departed before the final whistle back to London etc!)


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JUBILANT TOON FANS DEPART THE GROOND!

Updated Tuezday

Sporz anly drew away to Evaatin last neet, so NUFC are still 3rd top with 50 points!---Both Sporz, who have played 2 games more and Moan U are on 50 points az well, but with vastly inferior goal differences than us!

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