Posted from 10:30am bells o wards, on train back from London, Thorzday 6th April 2023
"TOON BURST WEST HAM BUBBLES!"
(Brief match and boozer report)
A MAGnificent 5-1 victory to keep us in 3rd place in wor quest for a Champions Leegue place next season!
The goal sequences were az follows!
6th minute: Saint Max jinks past the home defence to put Callum Wilson through to glacé hiz heeder into the net at the far end from the away section! 0-1 to NUFC!
13th minute: A through baall from Schar to Joelinton who roonded their keeper to put us 0-2 up! A VAR check ruled that Joe woz onside!
40th minute: Zouma pulls one back after The Pope misses the baall! HT 1-2
46th minute: After a terrible defensive mix up Jacob Murphy passes the baall to Wilson who slots the baall into an empty net! 1-3 to NUFC!
82nd minute; Isak intercepts a baall to lob the hapless West Ham keeper to send the Toon fans wild and the home fans to the exit gates! The empty white seats looked like heavy snow had fallen! (See pic below!) 1-4 to NUFC
90th minute: The annihilation woz compled by Joelinton who fired the baall into the far corner of the goal from Bruno through baall! FT 1-5 to NUFC!
Attendance: 62,470 (3,000 ecstatic Toon fans!) Aboot 40,000 home fans had left before final whistle!
Pub crawl report below!
We did 5 boozers in total, aall of them in eetha Hackney or Hackney Wick, which iz not too far from the London Stadium, bringin the grand total of different away boozers visited this season to 125!