Posted '1:00pm bells' Wedinzday 19th April 2023
SCENARIOS LESS COMPLICATED NOW!
Chelseeez 2-0 defeat at the hands of Real Madrid last neet in the qwaataa finals of The Champions Leegue, meeenz that they are nee langer a threat to WOR Champions Leegue qualification, az they sit in 11th place in The Premyaa Leegue table, with nee chance of catchin us!
They are in a doonward spiral and its aall one mans fault!
🢃🢃🢃(Had Russia not invaded Ukraine, then Chelseee would still be owned by that Russian billionaire and not a Yank, who hazzent got a clue aboot the beautiful game!)
Simply put---If NUFC finish in the top 4 we will qualify--"er!"--provided Moan U divvint finish 5th and win the Europa Leegue!
If that happens then we will be in The Europa Leegue instead!
A 3rd top finish guarantee's a Champions Leegue spot!
If Moan U finish in the top 4 and win The Europa Leegue, NUFC WILL qualify with a 4th place finish!
Hope thats sorted your 'half a sheep's brain' oot!???
Updated 8:25pmBells Thorzday 20th April
Breakin news We understand that NUFC WILL qualify in 4th place even if Moan U finish 5th and win Europa Leegue
Updated 10:00pm bells
PS they lost 3-0 in Sevilla az we text this!
(5-2 doon on aggregate! )
Thanx to International RUSScue for puttin me reet!