THE 'REAL' DEAL PART 2!

 Posted '1:00pm bells' Wedinzday 19th April 2023

HALF A SHEEP'S BRAIN! "BAA! BAAA!"

SCENARIOS LESS COMPLICATED NOW!

Chelseeez 2-0 defeat at the hands of Real Madrid last neet in the qwaataa finals of The Champions Leegue, meeenz that they are nee langer a threat to WOR Champions Leegue qualification, az they sit in 11th place in The Premyaa Leegue table, with nee chance of catchin us!               

They are in a doonward spiral and its aall one mans fault!

🢃🢃🢃  

(Had Russia not invaded Ukraine, then Chelseee would still be owned by that Russian billionaire and not a Yank, who hazzent got a clue aboot the beautiful game!) 

Simply put---If NUFC finish in the top 4 we will qualify--"er!"--provided Moan U divvint finish 5th and win the Europa Leegue!

If that happens then we will be in The Europa Leegue instead!

A 3rd top finish guarantee's a Champions Leegue spot!

If Moan U finish in the top 4 and win The Europa Leegue, NUFC WILL qualify with a 4th place finish!

Hope thats sorted your 'half a sheep's brain' oot!???  

Updated 8:25pmBells Thorzday 20th April

Breakin news   We understand that NUFC WILL qualify in 4th place even if Moan U finish 5th and win Europa Leegue 

Updated 10:00pm bells

PS they lost 3-0 in Sevilla az we text this!

(5-2 doon on aggregate! )

Thanx to International RUSScue for puttin me reet!